&&&&s money to him in a natural and&& reasonable way.”
张仲文把手中的苹果马提尼一饮而尽，眼神很凄惨。他根本不喜欢喝这种酒，但是这个东西拿在手里显得很闷sao很男人。
“Honey, legally you are his pet now. A hunting dog give his master any&& quarry is meant to be natural and reasonable. Do you know, in the old&& time, those generals or warlords who slave dragons constantly lashed you&& kind to cry out just for pearls ?”
白二拍着他的肩膀，试图安慰他。
“I don’t think this is a money thing. Kyle, tell me the truth. What’s&& your plan about this relationship. Do you like him? At least try a&& little.”余怀忠很三八地建议道。
张仲文恶心地歪着嘴大喊：“Hell, no ,he is straight.”
“Oh, That’s a surprise. Since when straight means something to&& you?”白二邪恶地瞪起了眼睛。
“He is colleague of our company !And this damned company keeps no&& secret and I need dignity.”张仲文摊开手无奈地说。
“You slept with your cousin and raped your father’s driver .Now you&& need dignity?”余怀忠不屑地敲打他。
“Fine, I am a devilish slut .Judge me! But that thing is ugly and&& poor. I wore out my ass to evolve myself to be a pretty and rich dragon&& is NOT to suck up some stinky fat slumdog. And you jerks are never&& allowed to compare him to my future CK-underwear -model-look and Italian&& pianist style boyfriend! I warn you, I am the top 14th powerful dragon&& in this world and you don’t want mess with me!”
张仲文似乎觉得一开始找这俩人商量这个事情就是错误的，他火气上涌，大喊大叫起来。
“Whatever,我们就知道你是耿鸣的坐骑。虽然这是什么龙族预备役制度，现在也就是单纯的作为战争动物来占领一个摆设性的岗位，但理论上还是很神圣很严肃的事情。但是，要怪就怪这个堕落腐化的社会吧，别说你这种低级趣味的小妖Jing了，你把这事说给你妈听，你看她觉不觉得这是一个Gay-porn.”
“嘿嘿，你知道么，根据龙族服役法，他都可以把你挂到淘宝上卖掉的。”
“话说回来，很多年都没有看见有人骑着龙在天上飞来飞去了。Kyle，他骑过你了么？Holy crap, it really sounds&& erotic.”
白二和余怀忠好像有点儿喝高了，越说越high，很快就又把话题扯向了职场苦水金融风暴，碎碎念起喋喋不休，完全没有察觉张仲文自己摔杯，默然消失在酒吧门口。他们俩醉醺醺地出门的时候才发现暴雨倾盆，雷电交加，出租车一辆都招不到。虽然风雨大作并不能阻他们回家去路，但是身上的衣服和鞋子可经不得这般雷摧电打水泥飞溅，所以只能郁闷地等到后半夜才排到车。
注解：余怀忠是十殿阎罗，白二是最强狐狸Jing，他们都可以飞行，瞬移，甚至还会传送术之类，但是这些移动方式都有具体有条件的Cao作方式和酒Jing控制，酒后高速移动事件可大可小，后果可以很严重，所以他们一般还是会选择乘车。
第二十六天
“耿鸣要见你。”慧曦很小声地对张仲文说。